Good morning, East of Tampa family.

Seventeen days until the first bell, and Mother Nature picked today to remind everybody why we live somewhere with air conditioning. Today's forecast high is 97, which would tie or break the record for July 24 that's stood since 1987. Not a typo. It is somehow still possible to set a heat record in Tampa in July.

Before the weekend lineup, the sponsor who's earned the top spot.

Dionne Cona spent two decades doing what most of you are doing right now: hiring a cleaner, getting burned on consistency, hiring a different one, getting burned again. She was a teacher before she was a business owner, and she's raising four kids in Brandon, Riverview, and Valrico while running Maid Pure Cleaning Services. Her reasoning for starting the company is one sentence: "I can do better."

So she did. Maid Pure is bonded and insured, every cleaner is background-checked and trained, the products are eco-friendly and pet-safe, and if you're not happy, they come back within 24 hours and make it right. 250-plus local families use them regularly, from Apollo Beach to Plant City.

Seventeen days out from the first bell, your house is about to get a lot messier before it gets quieter. This is the week to hand that off to someone who's lived both sides of it.

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Locals doing business with locals.

Friday 🔥 : 97°, 55% chance of an afternoon storm. Ties or breaks the 1987 record of 96. Front-load your outside plans before 2 p.m.

Saturday 🌤️ : 96°, only 25% chance of rain. Ties last year's record high for the date. Hot but drier. Pool weather, no excuses.

Sunday ⛈️ : 91°, 55% chance of a spotty afternoon storm. Muggy morning, storms roll through in the afternoon. Plan your outdoor stuff for the morning.

(Source: National Weather Service Tampa Bay via AccuWeather)

🌊 Keel Farms SummerFest: Saturday and Sunday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Free water slides and bounce houses, running every weekend through August 2. Bring a towel, bring sunscreen, it's 96 degrees, go get wet. keelfarms.com

🎭 Oklahoma! at Plant City Entertainment: playing Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, the second weekend of its three-weekend run. 101 N. Thomas St. Local cast, live and loud. plantcityentertainment.com | 813-752-8728 for showtimes

📖 The Hero's Journal at Riverview Public Library : Friday, 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Kids learn the hero's journey and start writing their own. Free. Hillsborough County libraries

⚾ Rays vs. Cleveland : home all weekend at the Trop. Friday 7:10, Saturday 6:10, Sunday 12:15. They just took 3 of 4 from Toronto (won 7-1, 12-2, 4-2, dropped the finale 3-1) and sit 58-42, two games up on the Yankees. Best record in the American League, heading into the trade deadline next Friday. Rays tickets

South Kings Avenue's overnight closures wrap up tonight. Don't get comfortable. Starting this morning, a new daytime pattern kicks in between Buckhorn Creek Road and Ronele Drive: northbound shifts to the west side of the road, lanes reduced in both directions, for the next three to four weeks. The cones aren't going anywhere.

Two more worth knowing if you're near them: Victoria Street stays closed to through traffic between Meade and North Kings while construction continues (Brandon High's teacher lot closes Tuesday, staff shift to the student lot), and Boyette Road at Hammock Crest starts tunnel prep Monday, so expect brief delays around equipment deliveries.

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Stoner's Pizza Joint, Bloomingdale. Allison and Kevin run it. Thin crust, buffalo chicken is the move, and the half-baked cookies should honestly come with a warning label. On a 97-degree Friday, nobody's turning the oven on at home. Let them do it. Order here | 813-436-0016

Clean Ice. If you run a restaurant or bar, everyone in Hillsborough is ordering cold drinks this weekend and your ice machine is running flat out. Torone Samuels handles commercial ice machine cleaning, the kind of maintenance that becomes a health inspector problem when it's skipped. cleanyourice.com | 786-933-5947

Mark your calendar: free backpacks, one Saturday from tomorrow. August 1, 9 a.m. to noon, Hillsborough County Fairgrounds in Dover, the Back 2 School Bash hands out backpacks and school supplies (while they last, no registration needed), plus 100-plus vendor booths and bounce houses for the kids. If your family needs it, it's there. If it doesn't, this is a good one to forward. Details

Madison Patron. Former local teacher, now a real estate agent who actually knows which house feeds which school, which matters more every year around here. Seventeen days out, that's not a small detail. 813-955-9092

Brandon Crossroads Bowl. 40 lanes, 609 Crater Lane, and the air conditioning alone makes it worth a stop this weekend. They're building out a scholarship-based Saturday Morning Youth League for the fall. Robert Suess can get your kid signed up. brandoncrossroadsbowl.com/leagues | 813-621-2363

Glaros Law. Steve Glaros answers his own phone, which after you've tried to reach most attorneys, you'll understand is not nothing. glaroslaw.com | 813-854-1234

Hitched by Hendrix. Sharon Hendrix is a veteran and a mobile officiant, building the ceremony around the couple instead of the other way around. If a wedding's on your radar for cooler months, now's when you lock in a date. hitchedbyhendrix.com

Integrity Seawalls. We're five weeks into hurricane season. If your seawall, dock, or boat lift has been "something to look at eventually," eventually is now, before everyone else has the same idea. Henry Spoly's crew does the work, and every review says the same word: fair. integrityseawalls.com | 813-535-1634

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Forward this to whoever's still deciding if it's too hot to go outside this weekend. It is, until about 6.

See you Tuesday.

-John The East of Tampa Guy